the infinite monkey theorem

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an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the gnu / linux kernel.

You can read the banana comic here.

banana facts

• bananas were depicted in Egyptian hieroglyphs
• bananas float in water
• their potassium content makes them naturally radioactive
• musa sapientum means "fruit of the wise men"
• banana fiber can be used to make paper
• rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a cut or burn helps prevent infection and pain
• the enzymes also helps extract wood splinters from the skin
• rubbing the inside of a banana peel on your forehead relieves headaches. it also makes you look very silly.
• it also polishes silver artifacts well
• this is due to the potassium, magnesium and manganese
• more songs have been written about bananas than any other fruit
• a man in India ate 81 bananas in a half hour
• the plant is classified as a herb
• and the fruit itself is a berry
• 75% of the weight is water
• peeling a banana upside down avoids the stringy bits from attaching to the inner fruit
• ripen bananas quicker inside a paper bag along with another fruit

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The bPhone

The bPhone is a revolutionary technological marvel. Providing the end user with a distributed mesh network with infinite scalability, reliability and tastyness!

The bPhone is only proof of concept at this stage - the only prototype in existince was eaten as a mid-morning snack.

Concept Design

Prototype

Links

• Harry Belafonte - Banana Boat Song (Day-O)
• Bananarama - Cruel Summer